Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Odds and Ends

Things I noticed today on my way to the torture that is shopping for foundation garments.

-Girl in the passenger seat of the yellow Mercedes Kompressor pulling her gum out of her mouth in a long string and letting it pop back in.

-Someone folding a tank top in the front window of a shop and the tank top was folded so narrowly. There is no way that is 1/4 the width of any woman.

-I think that there is a size limit at Victoria's Secret, I have never seen anyone that worked there that was not toothpick thin. I wonder how they explain that to the equal opportunity people. And honestly, it is so humiliating to explain to those girls the requirements of a woman that has borne 3 children. May they have stretch marks, the painful kind.


Jenny said...

Hahahaha! Goodness, even at my skinniest, I fit their largest size...haha! OMG...I can't believe I just wrote that for all to see!

Afton said...

This is exactly why all my bras are 10 years old.

Ann Agent said...

Heh, forget them all!!!

This is why I don't go shopping unless absolutely have to.

Oh BTW -- I love to knit, I just haven't had time -- I have a pattern I've been wanting to make for 20 years. Really!!!!!

Its been SO long that I have no clue how much yarn to buy for the project! Love to be a knitting buddy.

Rebekah Gonzalez said...

victorias secret??? Not anymore, grannie panties all the way baby!