Its Good To Be Famous

I have thought for a long time about what I wanted to say in this post. I don't think there are words for it.
Let's just say I had a BLAST at the ward trunk or treat party last night. I shook almost EVERY adult's hand and said in my best Palin accent "Hi there, it's nice to meet you I'm glad you come out tonight." And then we would chat and I would throw in a lot of "You know"s, "maverick"s and and McCain allegories.
Here is Sarah Palin with a Pregnant Chad. (The Pregnant Chad was very fond of the open toed heels I was wearing.)
I was in the safest place in Portland to be a Sarah Palin impersonator, a lot of people told me they voted for me - or Sarah Palin - or John McCain. Anywhere else in town I might have been egged or beaten.
SO, I am hoping even more for a classic McCain come from behind victory so I can continue my career as a Sarah Palin impersonator. 9 years of theatre weren't in vain after all. I am serious people. Hook me up with an agent. Move over Tina Fey.
P.S. Somewhere out there there is a picture of me a convict and an Acorn member, I'll be needing that picture.